Last week, I took the long way around my school to avoid a Matchbox car-sized roach that made its home on the wall in a stairwell, so I am giving you fair warning: do not recruit me for your team in the zombie apocalypse. Perhaps that’s why Michonne is my favorite character in the Walking Dead books and tv show – her fierceness in the face of true calamity is inspiring. Michonne’s adventures can go beyond the page or flat screen tv, so here are six things writers can learn from this badass character:
6. Talk To Yourself: Yeah, Michonne’s conversations might be a little one-sided, but it helps her cope with what’s going on. Afterall, there are no group therapy PTSD sessions during the zombie apocalypse and in the graphic novels, she was brutalized. These imaginary conversations calm her down and give her direction. Do the same for yourself, preferably in your head or in a notebook instead of babbling out loud.
Play the “What If Game” and see what happens. Give yourself pep talks, leave mantras written on Post-Its or find a motivational quote for the your laptop desktop. Writing is lonely and there is no coach to slap you on the butt. So, slap yourself on the butt and get writing.
5. Listen More Than You Talk: Michonne tends to keep her mouth shut and her ears and eyes open. Hence, (spoiler alert) the reason she’s still alive. Do the same. When you’re with other writers or non-writers for that matter, try not to impress them with your knowledge of early ninteteenth century male poets from Asia Minor or your best smart-aleck comments sentence after sentence. Converse. For real. I speak from experience because I had (hopefully it’s in the past) the habit of talking too much because I was nervous. It was lose/lose for me and the people I was talking to. Ugh.
4. Know What Works For You And Use It: Michonne uses a katana. And only the katana. It suits her, it keeps the walkers at more than arm’s length and it is a quiet weapon of mass destruction. I pity the fool who takes it away from her (I’m taking to you, Governor, you head-hoarding jackhole).
Same with writing: find your routine. I write at a table in front of the window. It’s my laptop, something to drink, a few reference books and, most days, a sleepy cat. The characters tell me what to listen to on Pandora or Spotify, if I want music. Each session is 500 words and there is no pressure to create for hours upon hours. Once I hit 500, I’ll stop or continue, but no hard feelings if I stop at 500. I prefer the mornings for writing; evenings for blogging/marketing.
However you do it, find what works for you and stick to it. Your muse will reward you with productive writing sessions.
3. Stay Active: Michonne is ripped. I dream of having her muscular arms. She volunteers to scout, to get supplies – she’s always moving. I’m not saying we should all start training for a marathon or live at the gym, but physical activity is important in the creative process. In fact, I got the idea for this entry while I was talking an early-evening walk. It takes your mind off your troubles and let your subconscious take over while you’re swimming laps or hiking a trail.
2. Find Your Allies: Michonne takes her time getting to know people. I think the writers of the TV show took this too far with episode after episode of the stereotypical trope of the “angry black woman,” but the graphic novels get it just right. She’s circumspect. Her quiet anger is very purposeful and strategic. When she finds people she can trust, she is loyal.
Do the same. Find people who write what you write. And – seriously listen to me on this one – forget anyone who thinks that if you write “genre” you can’t be taken seriously. Proud “chick-lit” author Michele Gorman takes these people to task in this well-written essay. Write what you love and find people who write the same things. You will find your audience and your audience will find you.
1. You Can’t Go It Alone: not in the zombie apocalypse and certainly not in the writing business. When Michonne’s boyfriend and his best friend turned into zombies, she hacked off their jaws and put chains around their necks in order to turn them into walker repellent. Then she met Andrea, and they joined up. And then they connected with Rick and the group. Awesomeness ensued.
Writers need each other, folks. Sign up for Twitter and connect with writers from all over the world. Join a local writing group. Take a few classes. Find a writing partner. Find authors who are different than you, writers who push you in different directions, who make you think differently. We need a tribe. I can do without the Rictatorship, though.
What are your writing tips from The Walking Dead? Leave them below.